CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my afternoon dose of caffeine like a person needs oxygen. Truly, the idea of click here starting my day without it makes me unease. Latte doesn't influence much, as long as that robust flavor hits my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my being. I am a creature of custom, and that tradition is my co